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JerkDouglas
I fart

Age 57, Male

Freelance Karate

Joined on 1/3/09

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Posted by JerkDouglas - February 9th, 2019


To the desk of my boy "Tommy F": As an important businessman, I just don't have the time to spend all day tagging, nor to wipe my own ass. This new tagging prompt is clean and efficient, quite unlike my ass.


Also: If you have any time saving ideas for my ass wiping situation you should get your guys on that, too. Getting pretty bad down there.


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Posted by JerkDouglas - December 7th, 2018


I see one of my pictures is still waiting for one vote and I was thinking, "Well the voting bar is right there underneath... maybe..."

Then I imagine a bunch of honking sirens go off and the whole site is alerted with an audio loop of microsoft sam saying. "THIS USER HAS VOTED FOR HIS OWN PICTURE"

I mean... That's what I'd do if I ran the site.


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